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Created on 2011-12-26 05:59:04 (#1273439), last updated 2011-12-27 (294 weeks ago)

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Name:Miranda Gerrin (OC)
Birthdate:Mar 12
You can't fix me. I'm not broken.

Name: Miranda Gerrin
Profession:Prostitute WHORE.
Opinion of you: Low.
Bio:Miranda grew up in-



Alright, for those of you I'm gonna like - Nice to meet you; love the skirt. :)

For those of you who are going to piss me off? Let's get some things straight.

I don't come from a broken family. I don't have daddy issues. I don't have mommy issues. I most certainly do have issues, but about half of them are with you.

I grew up in a nice house, with nice parents, who tucked me in to bed and read me a bed time story, supported me through college 'til I dropped out, and don't ask me what the fuck I do for a living - which is good, 'cause fuck's about as accurate as you can get.

No. Being a prostitute wasn't my childhood dream; I wanted ponies, and princess tiaras, or ballerinas; for a while, I even wanted to save the fucking world. But I didn't get my dreams. Almost nobody gets their dreams. So yeah - I did something else.

I'm doing something I love with people I can't stand, same as the rest of you lucky S.O.Bs who work their asses off in retail - Except I actually get paid when someone fucks me sideways.

So if you want to feel like you're looo~ved? Give me a twenty, and I'll slip you a damn smile with your sex. But other than that? Get off your fucking high horses, and don't go telling me you can "make it all okay."

Because you don't believe that any more than I do.


Disclaimers: Not Miranda, not Kristen Bell; this is all just for RP funs.

Mun and muse are 18+

Mun is male if anyone cares.
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